Give me a job

Yesterday we reported that the responsible police officer for The Pirate Bay investigation is now employed by Warner Bros.

Today, IDG news talked to the prosecutor HÃ¥kan Roswall about what this means for the investigation. Apparantly this is normal and has happened before. He sees no problem with this man being employed just moments after his work with The Pirate Bay case has been filed. The past two years of this mans life has been focused on finding out our intimate details, secrets, no matter if they’re illegal or not. All the information is supposed to be handled gently by the police in order to keep us, the suspects, safe. Only information that will be used in the court are supposed to reach the other party since the rest is considered irrelevant to the case. Things like sexual habits, alcohol consumption, friends, family and so on are already checked into by the police.

Roswall thinks that the copyright industry like to employ swedish police personell for their skill. Many of us computer skilled are laughing a bit about the way the Swedish IT-police forces work. They are simply not good at their job. Or well, it turns out they are good at their job for their employers-to-be.

So my suggestion to solve this is - Hire me! I want to work for the Swedish IT-police. I have been using computers for 20 years, I’ve done a lot of high-tech stuff and I have a background both in hacking and the demo scene. And I have a lot of inside information. I’ll be a perfect skilled employee and I’ll probably have more knowledge about computers and (computer-) networking than the current employees.

Also, trust me file sharers - I’ll of course be objective but there’s no worries for you, since I’ll just close down all the cases against you. And it’s not a problem, because I’ll still be objective, according to the prosecutor! And if there’s a case against The Pirate Bay, of course I’ll be objective. I might work with it, but not a problem.

Röta.